![]() ![]() they're easy to catch.” - Pat “ Too bad your chainsaw doesn't have a scope, you fucking turd!” - Matt “. I'm mating with this joke” - Pat “ Everyone would be like, 'Pat, your dick is huge.', but no, it's not though.” - Pat “ You know what they say about fish with big mouths. and then I was like, 'fuck that'.” - Pat “ Remember when we played this last, and you accidentally killed the guy?” - Matt “ That's the joke I'm mating. so if I fuck up, I should feel really ashamed.” - Pat “ Remember when we said we'd never do this because the game is too good?” - Pat “ Now I don't speak Spanish, but I believe he is like, 'Suck my balls'.” - Pat “ I was looking at stuff like, what if we did a no-merchant run. No wonder this is Woolie's favorite Resident Evil.” - Matt “ That dog!” - Matt & Pat “. I can't just keep jamming Resident Evil in my whore mouth.” - Pat “ In fact, you get rewarded for animal cruelty. “ We gotta remember when the dumb moments are, and shut our stupid, stupid whore mouths.
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